Teasing Black Dog. . .

I spent the better part of 7 hours yesterday driving the 401 and the 400 highways while scanning around the FM dial looking for the rock.

Note To Station Managers: If you play the "hey hey mama with the way you move, gonna make you sweat gonna make you groove" part, you have to play the whole song. I don't care if it's an ad for the station. I don't care if you have to start it again after the ad. But if you play the vocal hook, you sure as hell better play the rest.

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT TEASE BLACK DOG.

To do so is to violate every rule of listener expectation. 'Cause when you're all set to groove to Zepplin, Midnight Oil just ain't gonna cut it.

Goddamn it.