To Do List

1. Finish Album Art -- Timeline: This Week

2. Release New Album -- Timeline: Januaryish

3. Plan/Perform CD Release Show -- Timeline: Januaryish

4. Toilet Train baby Echo -- Timeline: 18-30 months

5. Trim Beard -- Timeline: This Morning

6. Write Joke to end To Do List -- Timeline: A.S.A.P.

7. Fail at writing joke to end To Do List: Timeline: Now

8. Begin Rambling comment on lack of joke, as joke, but fail regardless -- Timeline: Now

9. Plan new life in Siberia as Sheep Herder / Horse Shoer -- Timeline: Soon

10. Fail to convince wife of merits of plan -- Timeline: Later

11. Steal Baby Echo and head out for Siberia. The Middaugh men shall survive! -- Timeline: 6 am.

12. Return when it is apparent to all that I cannot lactate -- Timeline: 6:05 am.

13. Steal Peja instead, try to convince her that she wasn't my 2nd choice -- Timeline 6:10 am.

14. Victory! -- Timeline: Inevitable, but indefinite.